Please hold the drum rolls! There's only so much a degenerate sloth can get up to. I'm Randy, yup, always randy ;p
A household name at Trainspotters, the epitome of an effortless wake!
If you want a live wire tour of the underground scene, I'm your bud. If I can find my pants, it's a good day.
I live on a fraudulent income scheme and pay rent to live in what could only be described as a rat infested mansion,
a place I happily call home!
Sorry gotta fly, I am working out some crowd funding scam to take me and the band on tour to anywhere other than here.
Also in the hope at least one of us might finally get laid :P